Dr. Olivett talks about sending Jenny to a state institution like it's a death sentence that turns the world upside down. McCoy: I know, it's hard to believe. He's the first lawyer to claim a white defendant is being persecuted by the black power structure. They sent an officer, and he found the door cracked. Detective Ed Green: We need to speak with Reverend Sterling. What's it called? This electronic thingamajig pay him? I was a corporal in Uncle Sam's. Lt. Anita Van Buren: The answer's no. I was beginning to think you get paid by the word. A.D.A. Jack McCoy: But you still claim you're not guilty? I don't know, either. Sgt. Executive A.D.A. He just buys his way out of a beef? Detective Ed Green: Hey, look here, before my partner smacks you, let me show you what kind of work your clientele does. You know that. Det. A.D.A. Executive A.D.A. Det. Now, look what you tried to do with it. A.D.A. Dr. Emil Skoda: Every time I asked her about details, she got too emotional to answer. Claire Kincaid: What happened to your client being innocent? Today's special, cop to four murders, get only five years. Nance: Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying Cheez Whiz into the wind? Lt. Anita Van Buren: [watching through the mirror] This man says he's an attorney? Jack McCoy: [Serena hands him a sheet of paper] Miss Southerlyn, you've outdone yourself. That's not me. A.D.A. Dom is dead, and I did it. Detective Rey Curtis: [to Briscoe, after leaving the woman's apartment] Remind me to buy flowers for Deborah tonight. the miracle of birth. A.D.A. You can't do this! In this society, we put kidnappers and bank robbers behind bars. Detective Ed Green: Well, we're gonna need to hear that from them. Jack McCoy: We'll see how much they love you. Michael Cutter: It's *called* reality anyway. Rare to see single-ply silk with that texture. A power, he says, derives from a higher law. Mike Logan: What "fruit!" Neither rationale justifies killing. Adam Schiff: When I'm in the dumps I have a scotch and put on Louis Armstrong. Ed Green: [a suspect, who'd complained of radiating pain in his neck, tries to escape from his apartment; Green goes to apprehend him] That's good, now radiate your ass up against the wall! They check in but they never check out. Anita Van Buren: Yeah, late night reruns of I Dream of Jeannie. You think Transmission Travel gives frequent swallower miles? Jack McCoy: Are we going to be doing therapy in the courtroom? Executive A.D.A. Executive A.D.A. Lt. Anita Van Buren: Hell of a struggle from the looks of it. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Does he make you laugh? Pizza, cheeseburger, leftover Chinese... Detective Lennie Briscoe: Something wrong with that? Claire Kincaid: Why not? Mr. Buckner: You'd make a good businessman, Mr McCoy. Detective Lennie Briscoe: If I was the fish, I'd take offense. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Aw, you think Manhattan's a wasteland? Jack McCoy: [the bailiff leaves] Your Honor, you're allowing a compromised verdict. Then I want them to open their eyes and tell me if they think they owe me anything. Just words on a page. Judge Janice Goldberg: I'm not supposed to express personal opinions in the courtroom, but I've got to tell you, Ms. Perazzo, you make me proud to be an American. Jack McCoy: Until Mr. Bergan takes the stand. There's no evidence Mr. Tatum believed he was dying at the time he made the statement. She provided valuable information - and she looks great! [Arthur Gold has just lost a case to Stone]. Dr. Claire Snyder: Don't do this. Detective Ed Green: No, no, no, I will tell you what I know. Detective Ed Green: I'm not sure. Adam Schiff: She was picked up at school by her uncle. She has a cocked fist with a rock in it! 'Cause I don't blend in with the rest of the roaches? Lennie Briscoe: I specifically asked for him to be put on suicide watch. Talk about a throwaway child. Det. Outstanding warrant. And they got to pay twenty thousand dollars a year to send their kids to kindergarten. Detective Ed Green: [in the bathroom] Toothbrush. Detective Mike Logan: [Going through the victim's clothes] Is this his stuff? said he had a son? B. R. Adam Schiff: That's not why. Ed Green: Go ahead, call them whores one more time. Sharkey: Your honor, my client is 10 years old. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Like that carjacking a couple years ago. Abbie Carmichael: [Adam leaves] I'm not happy about this. Detective Mike Logan: NO, I DON'T KNOW THAT, OKAY? You think he plays the clarinet? I hope the state doctors can find a way to fix this girl, I hope that it takes six months. Neil Gorton: You're not in Kansas any more, McCoy. Not you. Detective Ed Green: So somebody shoots her, drags her all the way up there just to throw her back down? A.D.A. Jack McCoy: The nitroglycerin of the 21st century. Claire Kincaid: If it really was because Trapp forced her to act like a criminal, why didn't Leslie tell us about it? I wish I had a legacy. Lennie Briscoe: I don't really care. Detective Ed Green: It'll be nice not looking at a dead body for a change. Dr. Alfredo Salinas: Yeah, they called it the smell of death. Detective Ed Green: Get your ass back here, stupid! Prosky's Lawyer: Yeah, a lunatic and Mrs. Magoo. Detective Ed Green: [chasing a suspect] Get your ass back here! Detective Lennie Briscoe: You dress better than me. What was all that back in the squad room? Lennie Briscoe: It's the longest I was ever with any woman. Who's gonna stop him? Det. Just this man's opinion. It... it says so right there on the tape. You didn't, did you? Detective Ed Green: [dragging him out of the building] They always say that when they run. Jessica Sheets: Well, of course she was scared. And sometimes somebody leans a little too hard and somebody gets hurt. Detective Rey Curtis: So we've got a six-foot tall twenty year old male. Detective Rey Curtis: Yeah, you ever seen the line coming back from a weekend in the country? Thank you. Detective Ed Green: [while restraining a suspect, Cassady got her lip split open] Damn! They weren't, and get the flu anyway and it killed 'em? J. Edgar Hoover. I'm not sure I disagree with his characterization, but it brings you right back to the contradiction: can a righteous person commit a wrongful act? Jack McCoy: I thought he was going to ask your favorite sexual positions next. D.A. Detective Ed Green: Well, we'd better find Mrs. Rosatti, tell her her husband's dead. A.D.A. Law and Order: Criminal Intent - "In New York City's war on crime, the worst criminal offenders are pursued by the detectives of the Major Case Squad. EADA Jack McCoy: A daring neorealist foray into Jellystone Park? Detective Lennie Briscoe: You invite all your interview subjects home, or just the rich ones? Briscoe: I tried that with my first wife. Det. We were good together. Abbie Carmichael: Considering this is a murder for hire, I think it's exceedingly generous. I couldn't sleep. D.A. Detective Kevin Bernard: [a man has been killed in a church, during a service] It has to be said: can I get a witness? . [to Claire] You were drinking you were taking that drug and passing out every night. Detective Lennie Briscoe: Good, then you can come out of the closet. You're not going to get away with it. Mr. McCoy's solution is a solution of last resort. Ed Green: Yeah. Adam Schiff: It answers the unanswered question of why the girl didn't try to escape. Jack McCoy: The decision will be reversed on appeal. We all remember that phrase from the Declaration of Independence about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness, the unalienable rights of everyone. Det. I didn't know what you liked, so I got you salad, low-cal dressing... Abbie Carmichael: I burn it, I don't store it... What did you get? Abbie Carmichael: There's only one thing bothering me: Ray Ray, the squeegee man. D.A. Jack McCoy: Blamed for a disappearance, an accident, and a heart attack? Bernie Adler, Defense Attorney: [in the District Attorney's Conference Room] No Danish, no deal. Judge Morris Torledsky: Your case is like a bad haircut! Executive A.D.A. Abbie Carmichael: You've gotta hand it to him, though. Mr. Dworkin wants you to choose culture over citizenship. It's like watching a platypus. Aren't we suborning perjury? Lennie Briscoe: Love - a dangerous disease instantly cured by marriage. Does this crime fit the pattern for incest? Detective Ed Green: He thinks he's Spiderman. Jack McCoy: Anyway, Tashjian owed somebody half a million dollars. Detective Lennie Briscoe: [reading Aaron Downing his rights] You have the right to an attorney. Coffee Shop Clerk: [Briscoe and Curtis are investigating the disappearance of a coffee shop owner] He usually likes to keep a close watch on the cash drawer, but he hasn't been around in a couple of days. Jack McCoy: I hear Pandora's Box slowly creaking open. Detective Ed Green: Well, maybe I take chances because my partner can't get it up. Jamie Ross: You have it. Your stuff's been gettin' thrown outta court ever since you got here! The partner? He had medical problems. Judge Janice Goldberg: I admire her restraint. Jack McCoy: You're willing to bet your client's life on that? I'm not that creature. Jack McCoy: What's next? Discover and share Funny Quotes Law And Order. Detective Lennie Briscoe: [sighs] Why? Ray Burrows: Do you know your ass from your elbow, detective? Adam Schiff: [referring to Anderton] The man has a 4 billion dollar war chest. ? D.A. Det. [pause] . After a morning of forensic engineering, nothing beats a little forensic accounting. A.D.A. Everyone talks like hippies and acts like they're in the Sicilian mob. Det. Executive A.D.A. And in good faith, we seek guidance from our moral leaders, from scientists. [pause] I'll stay with Lennie. Somebody killed a horse. Jack McCoy: I bought you dinner. Detective Rey Curtis: Tell that to Johnny Franchetta. Detective Joe Fontana: Hey, don't lay this crap off on me! With Joel McHale, Gillian Jacobs, Danny Pudi, Yvette Nicole Brown. Detective Ed Green: Mr. Miller? Do you understand me? Jack McCoy: We won, Claire, don't you get paranoid on me now. Feel that. Adam Schiff: If you wound a rhinoceros, make sure you have a tree handy. Mrs. Gaines: For 10 years, I stayed in a nightmare marriage just so she could have a real home. Jack McCoy: This country has always been a beacon to the world for liberty and justice. Can't wait for your closing argument. Detective Lennie Briscoe: You do what you gotta do. If the carjacker's got two gunshot wounds, how far can he get? 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